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The lyrics are entirely taken from a How-to-speak-Mandarin-Chinese textbook in Dave’s possession. Almost.

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DAVE: Wo fei da si ni bu ke.
STEVE: Pardon me, Dave?
DAVE: Wo fei da si ni bu ke.
STEVE: I’m not certain that I follow you
DAVE: It means, “It won’t do not to beat you to death...”
STEVE: I see. What makes you say that?
DAVE: Funny you should ask. There’s an old Chinese story that goes something like this:
STEVE: Is it “Stairway to Heaven?”
DAVE: It’s not “Stairway to Heaven” but an incredible simulation.

DAVE: Once upon a time, there were two roommates. One roommate said to the other roommate, ”Please clean up this messy room.”
And the other roommate said, “I’m sorry, but I have a test tomorrow and I have to go to the library to study.”
And he left without saying a word.
Word.
So the other roommate became a little upset, and he wrote a note to the other roommate And the note said “Your dentist is coming at 3:00. Please have the room clean for him.”
And when the roommate came home, it was 2:00 and he realized he only had one hour to clean the entire room...
Which he did.
At about 4:00, two hours later, the first roommate arrived, and said “Oh my gosh, this room is so clean.
And the first roommate said, “Yes, my dentist left a note saying he would be here at 3:00 and it’s already 4:00. I have to go to class. I don’t know what to do.
And the second roommate said, “ You can go to your class. He won’t be coming.”
At which point the other roommate said, “How did you know he won’t be coming, unless it was you who wrote the note?”
And then he says, “Wo fei da si ni bu ke.”

Wo de ming...
Wo de ming tse
Ming tse jiao
Jah Rastafari

Wo de ming...
Wo de ming tse
Ming tse jiao
Jah rastafari

We are all Chinese students.
No, I am not your girlfriend.

It would not do to not beat you to a pulp.

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from Phil Collins Naked (a real letdown), released June 30, 1989

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