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Trump v. Boredom

by schultzzz

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Carnal Burns, Carnal Burns, Carnal Burns: Vocalist; lyricist. "It is a violation of Federal Law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling." Carnal Burns, Carnal Burns, Carnal Burns: Vocalist; lyricist. "Precautionary statements: Hazards to humans and domestic animals. Will not harm septic tanks." She thinks she's the new Madonna now. I think she's a prima donna now. I ask her if; she don't wanna now. I tell you what; don't think she knows how. Carnal Burns, Carnal Burns, Carnal Burns: Vocalist; lyricist. Cyst, cyst, cyst, cyst, cyst, cyst.
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Kim Chee 04:56
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Dumb blind luck, that’s all you ever gave to me Dumb blind luck, that’s all you ever were to me Now I learned one thing: luck don’t care what kind that it brings So deeply inside So deeply inside Walking around paranoid; scared of every girl I see When the hammer drops, which is it gonna be? You don’t know me from Adam, I don’t know you from Eve I don’t know you from Hitler but still I’m at your mercy Had my rabbit’s foot twitching, and it clawed the leprechaun Had my rabbit’s foot twitching: it clawed the leprechaun Now I just got my own dumb luck, and you can leave it alone So deeply inside So deeply inside Dumb blind luck
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Tear Me Down 04:16
I don't mind, the way you see me. I don't mind, the way you see me. You got one; I got none. You got one; I got none. Like a snake, bit by lightning. You like a snake, bit by lightning. You got one; I got none. You got one; I got none. I got a rock, early this morning. I got a rock, early this morning. Jesus saves; Jesus saves. Tear, tear, tear me down. I don't mind, the way you lead me. I don't mind, the way you leave me. Your gold mine's a coal mine sometimes. Your coal mine's a cold mind. Sometimes. Taking it down, you don't mind me. Taking it down, you don't mind me. You got one; I got none. You got one; I got none. You like a snake, early this morning. You like a snake, early this morning: Bit by lightning. You got a rock and I don't mind you, no. Jesus saves. Jesus saves. Don't save yourself. Don't save yourself! Tear, tear, tear me down.
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Got a tale to tell, like Sarah Purcell: she's down with the posse "Be that as it may, Skip," don't you cross me I'll take you out, like a trout, in the heat of combat: Being devoured by a bull male wombat Then gave me a trial and they threw me in the hoosegow Handed me the verdict and my neck is in a noose now Cus I was like jacking: I was stealing the show If horticulture was macking, I'd be planting the ho You said I could never rock the house Now you're eating crow, while I'm eating grouse I got an itch, don't need to scratch it You're coming with the needle, but I bust with the hatchet Biting all nails and popping all zits Dropping hygiene knowledge but I don't drop hits Put on KZST. Get an ear full of filler: Boston, Tom Petty and... Classic Steve Miller?? Turn that up cus I think it's so chill I got more bite than the Hound of the Baskervilles MORE BITE, MORE BITE MORE BITE, MORE BITE I GOT MORE BITE Grew up in the town in the middle of nowhere Rubbing me wrong like a coat full of goat hair Taped the Beastie Boys over Love and Rockets Plug Kip Winger into that light socket! A burgeoning burg in the northern See-Ay Sticking out your Ass-tray so you can never am-scray Chilling Coddingtown, chugging Orange Julius I'm the Pig Pontiff to all you piss-pot palookas I'm down with the nineties and I'm bound for romance. My minitruck's in mothballs with my Parachute Pants. I used to Lambada; I used to breakdances Still practice in my closet cus I'm taking no chances MORE BITE, MORE BITE MORE BITE, MORE BITE I GOT MORE BITE Sitting in the Plaza, to me it's ambrosia I swear I'm the biggest poser in Santa Rosa B-King, Mendo, chocolate shakes! Make no mistakes, life is ogus-bay! Standing in the corner; I'm grabbing my penis Daring Mr. Clean to come and clean this. Call me Cletus; I'm fiendish. I swear I'm some kind of anal genius! Don't believe the tripe. I got more bite.
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Taking all your pleasure, forsaking Sinking where you're shrinking, you're shaking Dig yourself a barrow, you can look up Deep enough the hole; you're not enough Purging salvation onto your mate... True love is self hate. Melon rinds and coffee grounds Sincerity goes putrid in your mouth Slurping lips, twitching fingers; spit it out Curl around and drag it in. Dig it deep (you shallow creep) Stunned like prey, you coin a phrase: You must confess, you are possessed You must confess, you are possessed You are possessed CRAWL LUST TWITCH FOAM PUP DAGGER BROKE Chewed up, manna from Hell, you're taking Composting in your breast, you're shaking Work your fingers to the bone, knock on your head, nobody's home Slave and sweat, you're straining, tooth decay Now you can chase those washday blues away....
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Parcheeting 03:11
While you look and look, in your rulebook . . . your Piece I took, piece I took It’s not Parcheesi, it’s @narchy, leave the nest On a three, on a three! You finally get Home, we’re already there Broke in your window, stole your underwear Then they steal the stereo, steal the stereo Way I go, away I go! Cheating at, cheating at x2 Par-cheeting! Cheating at, cheating at x2 Par-cheeting! Home path, is for saps, my men sneak in the back Cause I’m hard, Cause I’m hard Try to send’em to a nest, they go to a hotel instead On your card, on your card I’m always making doubles twice . .. you think it’s nice, if I’da rolled the dice Live my life without blockades, you tell me that it’s wrong, because you’re Just a pawn, just a pawn Cheating at, cheating at x2 Par-cheeting! Cheating at, cheating at x2 Par-cheeting! Howa bout Mah Jongg!?!?
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Gotta have it, gotta have it, gotta have it: The Edge! Gotta have it, gotta have it, gotta have it: The Edge! Gotta have it, gotta have it, gotta have it: The Edge! Gotta have it, gotta have it, gotta have it: Gotta have the Edge! Started out just for fun Now it's an addiction Shouldn't of listened to my friends Now I'm jonesing for a pen I'm shaking; seeing spots It's getting darker Where's my goddamn Magic Marker? Edgeaholic! I'm positive cus I can prove you're not Say it everyday cus it's all I got Think I'll go out and get pissed: My morals just washed off my wrist I don't smoke dope I'm not Bob Marley But I'd sell my soul for a Sharpie! Edgeaholic! "Who, me?" Are you an edgeaholic? ¥Can you hold your Jolt Cola a little better than the others? ¥Do you avoid alcohol before a party, just in case there's none there? ¥Do you not remember what you did the last time you were sober? ¥Have you tried to increase your drug intake and failed? ¥How many people in your family are edgeaholics? ¥Do you have to put an 'X' on your hand in the morning or else you'll get the shakes? "AWW! ARRR! I got 'em! I got the straight edge shakes! Quick, gimme a pencil, a crayon; finger paint! ANYTHING! I NEED THAT 'X'!!!" Gotta have it, gotta have it, gotta have it: The Edge! Gotta have it, gotta have it, gotta have it: Gotta have the Edge!
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Yu-Mi, Yu-Mi 02:58
Yumi, Yumi We gotta overthrow I-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi She's no honkie, she's just Yumi Yang Never be seen on The Dating Game She's from Korea but she doesn't like it there Going to get an Uzi and make things fair Graduate students are the most oppressed class If there's a revolutionary struggle she'll kick your punk ass Yes, I believe I'll go set those peasants free I wanna be like Yumi Yumi, Yumi We gotta overthrow I-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi Me sail the ship across the sea Me think constantly of Yumi On the ship you know I dream she there A victim of the despotic overcoding of postmodern western-centered bourgeois imperialist misogynist industrialism but I don't care A proletariat, yet feminine too IQ of 342 Red Peoples' Armies and guerilla gangs I wanna be like Yumi Yang

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Volume 2 of the "Work! Finish! . . .THEN sleep!" series. This is the rest of my songs from 1989. The title refers to the Trump guitar I used to record all my songs. Incidentally the picture in the header is a close-up of the remains of that Trump.

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released June 15, 1989

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One-man-band! Home recordings! Small town alienation! Absurd humor and musical complexity! Various levels of quality! Songs (as opposed to albums) free DL.

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