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Liz Taylor's Passion
04:47
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Madonna Mahatma Mama
03:33
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Carnal Burns, Carnal Burns, Carnal Burns:
Vocalist; lyricist.
"It is a violation of Federal Law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling."
Carnal Burns, Carnal Burns, Carnal Burns:
Vocalist; lyricist.
"Precautionary statements: Hazards to humans and domestic animals. Will not harm septic tanks."
She thinks she's the new Madonna now.
I think she's a prima donna now.
I ask her if; she don't wanna now.
I tell you what; don't think she knows how.
Carnal Burns, Carnal Burns, Carnal Burns:
Vocalist; lyricist.
Cyst, cyst, cyst, cyst, cyst, cyst.
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Kim Chee
04:56
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4. |
Dumb Blind Luck
06:19
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Dumb blind luck, that’s all you ever gave to me
Dumb blind luck, that’s all you ever were to me
Now I learned one thing: luck don’t care what kind that it brings
So deeply inside
So deeply inside
Walking around paranoid; scared of every girl I see
When the hammer drops, which is it gonna be?
You don’t know me from Adam, I don’t know you from Eve
I don’t know you from Hitler but still I’m at your mercy
Had my rabbit’s foot twitching, and it clawed the leprechaun
Had my rabbit’s foot twitching: it clawed the leprechaun
Now I just got my own dumb luck, and you can leave it alone
So deeply inside
So deeply inside
Dumb blind luck
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Tear Me Down
04:16
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I don't mind, the way you see me.
I don't mind, the way you see me.
You got one; I got none.
You got one; I got none.
Like a snake, bit by lightning.
You like a snake, bit by lightning.
You got one; I got none.
You got one; I got none.
I got a rock, early this morning.
I got a rock, early this morning.
Jesus saves; Jesus saves.
Tear, tear, tear me down.
I don't mind, the way you lead me.
I don't mind, the way you leave me.
Your gold mine's a coal mine sometimes.
Your coal mine's a cold mind. Sometimes.
Taking it down, you don't mind me.
Taking it down, you don't mind me.
You got one; I got none.
You got one; I got none.
You like a snake, early this morning.
You like a snake, early this morning:
Bit by lightning. You got a rock and I don't mind you, no.
Jesus saves. Jesus saves.
Don't save yourself.
Don't save yourself!
Tear, tear, tear me down.
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Got a tale to tell, like
Sarah Purcell: she's down with the posse
"Be that as it may, Skip," don't you cross me
I'll take you out, like a trout, in the heat of combat:
Being devoured by a bull male wombat
Then gave me a trial and they threw me in the hoosegow
Handed me the verdict and my neck is in a noose now
Cus I was like jacking: I was stealing the show
If horticulture was macking, I'd be planting the ho
You said I could never rock the house
Now you're eating crow, while I'm eating grouse
I got an itch, don't need to scratch it
You're coming with the needle, but I bust with the hatchet
Biting all nails and popping all zits
Dropping hygiene knowledge but I don't drop hits
Put on KZST. Get an ear full of filler:
Boston, Tom Petty and... Classic Steve Miller??
Turn that up cus I think it's so chill
I got more bite than the Hound of the Baskervilles
MORE BITE, MORE BITE
MORE BITE, MORE BITE
I GOT MORE BITE
Grew up in the town in the middle of nowhere
Rubbing me wrong like a coat full of goat hair
Taped the Beastie Boys over Love and Rockets
Plug Kip Winger into that light socket!
A burgeoning burg in the northern See-Ay
Sticking out your Ass-tray so you can never am-scray
Chilling Coddingtown, chugging Orange Julius
I'm the Pig Pontiff to all you piss-pot palookas
I'm down with the nineties and I'm bound for romance.
My minitruck's in mothballs with my Parachute Pants.
I used to Lambada; I used to breakdances
Still practice in my closet cus I'm taking no chances
MORE BITE, MORE BITE
MORE BITE, MORE BITE
I GOT MORE BITE
Sitting in the Plaza, to me it's ambrosia
I swear I'm the biggest poser in Santa Rosa
B-King, Mendo, chocolate shakes!
Make no mistakes, life is ogus-bay!
Standing in the corner; I'm grabbing my penis
Daring Mr. Clean to come and clean this.
Call me Cletus; I'm fiendish.
I swear I'm some kind of anal genius!
Don't believe the tripe.
I got more bite.
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true love = self hate
05:18
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Taking all your pleasure, forsaking
Sinking where you're shrinking, you're shaking
Dig yourself a barrow, you can look up
Deep enough the hole; you're not enough
Purging salvation onto your mate...
True love is self hate.
Melon rinds and coffee grounds
Sincerity goes putrid in your mouth
Slurping lips, twitching fingers; spit it out
Curl around and drag it in. Dig it deep (you shallow creep)
Stunned like prey, you coin a phrase:
You must confess, you are possessed
You must confess, you are possessed
You are possessed
CRAWL
LUST
TWITCH
FOAM
PUP
DAGGER
BROKE
Chewed up, manna from Hell, you're taking
Composting in your breast, you're shaking
Work your fingers to the bone, knock on your head, nobody's home
Slave and sweat, you're straining, tooth decay
Now you can chase those washday blues away....
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Parcheeting
03:11
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While you look and look, in your rulebook . . . your
Piece I took, piece I took
It’s not Parcheesi, it’s @narchy, leave the nest
On a three, on a three!
You finally get Home, we’re already there
Broke in your window, stole your underwear
Then they steal the stereo, steal the stereo
Way I go, away I go!
Cheating at, cheating at x2
Par-cheeting!
Cheating at, cheating at x2
Par-cheeting!
Home path, is for saps, my men sneak in the back
Cause I’m hard, Cause I’m hard
Try to send’em to a nest, they go to a hotel instead
On your card, on your card
I’m always making doubles twice . ..
you think it’s nice, if I’da rolled the dice
Live my life without blockades, you tell me that it’s wrong, because you’re
Just a pawn, just a pawn
Cheating at, cheating at x2
Par-cheeting!
Cheating at, cheating at x2
Par-cheeting!
Howa bout Mah Jongg!?!?
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9. |
Tricoliptis Edgeaholic
01:43
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Gotta have it, gotta have it, gotta have it:
The Edge!
Gotta have it, gotta have it, gotta have it:
The Edge!
Gotta have it, gotta have it, gotta have it:
The Edge!
Gotta have it, gotta have it, gotta have it:
Gotta have the Edge!
Started out just for fun
Now it's an addiction
Shouldn't of listened to my friends
Now I'm jonesing for a pen
I'm shaking; seeing spots
It's getting darker
Where's my goddamn Magic
Marker?
Edgeaholic!
I'm positive cus I can prove you're not
Say it everyday cus it's all I got
Think I'll go out and get pissed:
My morals just washed off my wrist
I don't smoke dope
I'm not Bob Marley
But I'd sell my soul for a
Sharpie!
Edgeaholic!
"Who, me?"
Are you an edgeaholic?
¥Can you hold your Jolt Cola a little better than the others?
¥Do you avoid alcohol before a party, just in case there's none there?
¥Do you not remember what you did the last time you were sober?
¥Have you tried to increase your drug intake and failed?
¥How many people in your family are edgeaholics?
¥Do you have to put an 'X' on your hand in the morning or else you'll get the shakes?
"AWW! ARRR! I got 'em! I got the straight edge shakes! Quick, gimme a pencil, a crayon; finger paint! ANYTHING! I NEED THAT 'X'!!!"
Gotta have it, gotta have it, gotta have it:
The Edge!
Gotta have it, gotta have it, gotta have it:
Gotta have the Edge!
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Yu-Mi, Yu-Mi
02:58
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Yumi, Yumi
We gotta overthrow
I-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi
She's no honkie, she's just Yumi Yang
Never be seen on The Dating Game
She's from Korea but she doesn't like it there
Going to get an Uzi and make things fair
Graduate students are the most oppressed class
If there's a revolutionary struggle she'll kick your punk ass
Yes, I believe I'll go set those peasants free
I wanna be like Yumi
Yumi, Yumi
We gotta overthrow
I-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi
Me sail the ship across the sea
Me think constantly of Yumi
On the ship you know I dream she there
A victim of the despotic overcoding of postmodern western-centered bourgeois imperialist misogynist industrialism but I don't care
A proletariat, yet feminine too
IQ of 342
Red Peoples' Armies and guerilla gangs
I wanna be like Yumi Yang
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