ooh, you're experimenting with being mad at society. look at the big old punker in his dockers and his tricorner. fuck outta here. what's next? gonna do some black flag graffitti on your SUV? gonna rip the sleeves off your tony bahama shirt? Tie a Gadsen flag bandana around your top-siders, and panhandle for spare filibusters? you big teenager. carve "hannity" in your forearm just to prove you can still feelllllllllllllll walk around the mall high on Accupril, with a ghetto blaster playing rush limbaugh, just to annoy the squares, maaaaaan! IM REALLY ANGRY ALL THE TIME AND I DON'T KNOW WHY! I LISTEN TO FOX 8 HOURS A DAY BUT IT DONT HELP MY MIND PLUS MY MOM IS MEAN AND I DON'T HAVE A DATE FOR THE NUGENT SHOW AND MY ZIT IS OBAMA'S FAULT AND ARRRRRRRGHHHHHH you-all are so. adorable. the government sucks! i hate the presidedent! they're taking away my riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii society is in the toilet! everyone's out to get meeee! slow down, Jello Viagra! someone get this guy a pepsi, or at least some metamucil. some castor oil. something. BENGHAZI!!!!11!! 1- 2- 1234 !!! *stagedives onto bed of mobile home* BACK IN THE DAY, KIDS SANG ABOUT CONCENTRATION CAMPS AND NUCLEAR WAR OUT TAXES FUND NUN-RAPING DEATH SQUADS AND BRUTAL POLICE FORCE YOU CALLED THEM FAGS AND CALLED THEM FREAKS YOU TOLD THEM LOVE IT OR LEAVE NOW ALL YOU DO IS BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT FASCIST TYRANNY WHAT THE FUCK HAS GOTTEN YOUR DOCKERS IN SUCH A PAINFUL KNOT? MY TAX DOLLARS FUND DOCTORS! THE CENSUS IS A COMMIE PLOT! GUMMINT ISN'T FIGHTING GUNS POVERTY OR CLIMATE TROUBLE?!? THOSE TYRANT PIGS I WILL PROTEST THEY SHOULD MAKE ALL THOSE DOUBLE! A MAN CAN'T SMOKE AT AN AMOS-AND-ANDY MATINEE IN THE WOMEN'S SHELTER ANYMORE????? HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN IN MY COUNTRY? AAAHHHHHH Keep trying, clowns. You'll get it.

from videos to games to apps,content is shorter more effortless and meaningless. easy to learn, easier to forget, the very technology that's supposed to bring us together makes us more alienated than ever. nom nom nom You're Disconnected – disconnect it! more and more options that all lead to the same place. swipe, tug, like, next, next, next, hunger for the new driven by the fact that this one leaves you empty. like a little rat pushing a pellet button. nom nom nom nom nom nom. You're Disconnected – disconnect it! an infinity of choices, but all of them hollowed out and leveled. hey look, a beheading video! wait, over there, a kitten fell down! oh, look it's martin luther king and now it's goatse! ewwwww back to the kitten hey, it's a the Mona Lisa with an ad for hip replacements over it now it's something about the nsa? spying on someone? boring! hey, it's a guy getting a football in the groin. faaaail! lol ok, now it's an african genocide, wait, wait, ooh, it's celebrity sideboob like! now it's dad-punk DLs, do not want! next! "All these things are equal to me, all created for my personal enjoyment and/or outrage" it's all the same, it's all a blur, it's all drained of meaning nom nom nom nom You're Disconnected – disconnect it! you got 300 fake friends and 1,000 likes and 400 squibs and 432 turds and 10000 sploogs but what have you lost?, while you were staring at your fucking phone all year? nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

i:m a client i:m a product i:m a brand i:m a resource i:m a password i:m a metric i:m a rating i:m an asset i:m a lifestyle i'm a user i:m a client i:m a product i:m an account i'm a quota i'm a demographic i occupy a place in the spreadsheet which reflects my ranking i get down like that!

i'm free to pollute you're free to live in the mess i'm free to gamble your pension you're free to eat some alpo i'm free to make the profit you're free to assume the risk I'm free to write the contract you're free to sign without reading or not sign and live in a ditch freedom is fucking amazing. you got all the rights that you can afford you got all the rights that you can afford you got all the rights that you can afford you're free to hold a plackard i'm free to take out $20million of ads . . . . .. everyone's free! i'm free to break the law because I can afford the fine you're free to beat the meter you know you'll do time you got all the rights you can af- ford you got all the rights you can af ford you got all the rights you can aff ford you got all the rights you can aff ford! 'right to work' means freedom to be fired you got a right to work as a stripper you got a right to join the army you got a right to take out as many loans as you can! why didn't you invent microsoft? why didn't you invent a jetpack? you abused your freedom you deserve to suffer mr. lazybones You're free to hold a poster, in the 'free speech enclosure' i'm free to buy a million ads from coast to coast-uh “Everyone’s freeeee!!!!” I am free to buy leaders You’re free to choose the one that looks prettiest While enforcing all of my laws Or make an image macro Where they say funny things. whichever it's all good Freedom ain't free - let's invade some guys! Freedom of speech - citizens united! freedom of choice - Coke or Pepsi? Free shiny apps - track your every move! Buy a logo - free personality! You lost your job - that's the free market now you're in debt - from a free credit card now you're in jail - get one free phone cal free Mumia - free heroin - free hugs - free punch in the face with every purchase of $400 or more

i wanna smash! smash! smash the state! then we can all go and masturbate! let's all go smash! smash! smash the state! there's no need to procrastinate kill the politicians kill all the preists kill all the bankers, nothing but thieves will a landlord live? homeboy oh pleaaaaase get it get it get it on and all go smash! smash! smash the state! jobs and money is smash! Smash!Smash the state then we can all listen to Cr@ss 'til late mommy can't tell me to turn it down forage for morsels in the center of town metermaid guts fifteen cents per pound?!?!? eatem eatem eatem up and smash! smash! smash the state! fuck the gods like a horny apostate! let's all go smash! smash! smash the state! go to Mr. Rushmore and blast a face!!!! let's get-it-on like Ghengis Khan until every Sheik and and king is gone CEOs work at the "pink salon" fuckem fuckem fuckem when we smash! smash! smash the state! say Fuck the Army just like Cassius Clay let's all go smash! smash! smash the state! fuck the president 'cause his ass is fake "do what you like", I ain't trying to be funny it's the missing link between crowley and humpty (?!?!?) no more property [work?] no more money (rapping) I ordered Anarchy Burger, so pass the plate! pluck a coach's eyeball and masticate publicly inflate an elastic mate give her a drastic taste of ass-to-face while blasting a Plasmatics tape and if the MALL cops come to harass, that's great: crucify 'em ALL like a Passion Play put their blood on the WALLS like Manson Tate nerve gas bombs, that's the fastest way rock the casbah, as the Clash would say. perhaps this experiment was a vast mistake all the bosses we killed get fast replaced by militias and kidnappers with masking tape as we all revert to a savage fate Gee, Civilizational collapse is great! as Utopia burns, let's just trash the place smash! smash! smash the state! let's all misceginate the master race! let's all go smash! smash! smash the state! Challenger the teachers, let 'em crash in space stuff Hannity in [the] cavity of a manatee go on hunger strike against gravity no laws of physics just @narchy!!!!! dammit dammit dammit dammit smash! smash! smash the state! F.V.K. in effect like the Baddest brains! let's all go smash! smash! smash the state! pass me the hammer and pass the stake! teabag a cop with your left-side nut start a wicked moshpit inside your own butt there's no rules so I'M NOT RHYME

the most cutting technology devoted to finding our most atavistic, stupid instincts, and using those to sell products we didn't even know we needed 3 years ago, now can't live without repetition, addiction ,pleasure centers, herd mentality, hard-wired risk blindness all mapped and quantified at the neural level sold to the highest bidder we set out to make AI, but that's hard, particularly because humans are so irrational it's so much easier to turn you into robots all you need is 'incentives.' i had 3 likes, now i have 6! tell me what to do to get 9! this gives my life meaning by assigning numbers to my happiness! thanks, technology! turns out human irrationality is the key to our ongoing robotification. life . . .. life is funny that way. "I really don't like it, fuck your facebook! fuck your facebook!" Who needs spam when the users pester each other to sign up for bullshit faster? want to be my friend? you have to be on fartbook. want to swap data? hit me on drop-turd nevermind how you're doing, check out this cool joke! You have to click through 20 ads to see the next panel! and if you don't send me one back, we're not pals. that's how it works, now; LOL cancer. you're human spam and you love it. "I really don't like it, fuck your facebook! fuck your facebook!"

you can't dock, you don't like disco you can't tribade, you're not vegetarian you can't smoke you don't like drum circles you can't listen to this, because your shoes are only appropriate for a different style of music. what do low taxes have to do with pro death penalty? what does gun control have to do with recycling? ONTOLOGY RECAPITULATES MONOTONY you can't rock unix no neck-beard you can't love guns because you love the U.N. you can't black you are in college. you can't football you drink Chablis what do dinosaurs have to do with not coveting? what do tarriffs have to do with gay marriage? ONTOLOGY RECAPITULATES MONOTONY why does everything have a fucking lifestyle attached growing in layers around it like a healthy booger?

who cuts unemployment at xmas? the fuckin' south! Who suppresses the vote? the fuckin' south! who takes our coastal taxes? the fuckin' south! where'd your union job go? the fuckin' south! who deep-fries a bible? the fuckin' south! Where do debutantes hatch? the fuckin' south! why can't we quit the oil? the fuckin' south! who ruined all the rap? the fuckin' south (and pedantic, 'keep-it-real' NY critics who won't rest until the whole genre is in a museum) Where is the Asshole from El Paso? the fuckin' south! Who holds congress hostage? the fuckin' south! who's got a gun-rack on their Rascal? the fuckin' south! Who's #1 in injured workers? the fuckin' south! lead the race to the bottom lead ther etreat to the past big oil, big tobacco a big segregated ass your politicians do you worse than Sherman you ain't even notice because they keep the crosses burning who's first in poverty, last in voting? the fuckin' south! Where did evolution never happen? the fuckin' south! why can't we raise taxes on the wealthy? the fuckin' south! Why can't I find my fuckin' glasses? the fuckin' south! who's dead last in education? the fuckin' south! who's gonna zap a homo's balls? the fuckin' south! who's first in fat and assassinations? the fuckin' south! who makes a fetus wear overalls? the fuckin' south! If you want your own country, that's ok with me president is Willie D. supreme court is MDC butthole surfers is the navy ganksta Nip's ambassador Gary Floyd is police chief Anthem is "fuck a war"

Tortilla, etch-a-sketch, muppets? HARAM! amphibians, cursive, umlauts? HARAM! sax solos, chlorine, legos? HARAM! culottes,Nevada , velcro? HARAM! fatwas , Winger, rope-a-dope? HARAM! pictures, viewmaster, fractions? HARAM! blarney, clamato, tonsolith? HARAM! kerning, grommets, frutsum? HARAM! everything is haram! everything is unclean everyone's an infedel god hates us all slayer was right! *break* HARAMPAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Spirograph, Spiro Agnew, Spirochetes? HARAM! Oort cluster, Kappas, Wheaties? HARAM! Spongebob, dragoons, blowholes? HARAM! emoji, up-rocking, totem poles? HARAM! platlets, Mr.T, interest? HARAM! xylem, pholem, plasmids? HARAM! fansubs, penguins, squinting? HARAM! zombie Tom of Finland putting the Mecca asteroid in his rotting butthole?????? REALLY REALLY HARAM!!!! or so they say. . . . everything is haram! everything is unclean everyone's an infedel . . . .if you're clever enough! *break* HARAMPAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

individualism! funny haircuts! new pants which color expresses my view of the world! logos optimized to show the real me. no one's propping up the rich no one's keeping down the poors we stand or fall all alone. god forbid you lend a hand complex problems seen as incidents then judged based on the par - ticipants he was a thug! she was drunk. he did rude tweets. haircut stunk hooray now the systemic underlying dissapears! that's how 'individualism' is used freedom is the opposite of community selfdom is $elldom is serfdom fuck the commons, fuck the context zero-sum games for all! air? water? dna? all worthless unless someone owns! public space? orpublic aid? public groups? all for suckers, history's dust-bin friends all online? online = private demo in the park? the park= private barter a crime money private failure private the only thing not private now is your secrets fuck sharing we're not happy unless we own the fuck out of something we're individuals! history? facts? those can't be owned those don't help me express my unique attitude fortunately bullshit and ignorance are selling like hotcakes "mmmm. . . false-licious!" freedom is the opposite of community selfdom is $elldom is serfdom fuck the commons, fuck the context zero-sum games for all! do you work like a robot how many hours each week to afford stuff you need in order to be unique? the need to be in-di-vid-u-al-is-tic makes drones of us is that ironic? want that mc-gufffin so bad never afford on my own rather slave than share with you more overtime and more loans that's how 'individualism' is used freedom is the opposite of community selfdom is $elldom is serfdom fuck the commons, fuck the context zero-sum games for all!

Summer on the playa Record crowds Setting up the trailer Get wasted and plowed whoa check it out what is it dood some kinda art project it's effing huge! someone dug a trench round the whole festival and fille it with something that smells like testicles First people to cross is a group of eurotrash they fall 20 seconds until they reach the living moat all scorpions all the time Holy shit, we're all going to die but, it's so unique and creative! We can't get out, help can't get in Let the party begin. TRASH THE BURNER X4 Food runs out on the 3d day. Communal ideals are the first to die Followed by the nudists. They're easier to stab necro sample; STABBING AND STABBING AND... The trustafarians can't buy their way out of this Dot-com millionaires sucking dick for a twinkie Lord of the Flies, this time with glow-sticks Now where's your sharing and self-reliance? "You should try my recipie for human skull" "We roasted him on this steam-punk engine" "Wow that's so creative! You should send that to Etsy!" "Yeah man, but first I need your liver." "AAAArrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh" TRASH THE BURNER X4 Water runs out on the 5th day Hippies boil urine in vats Most of the survivors just drink blood Hunt down the remaining ravers with bats. Roving gangs of lesbians half starved and full of hepatitis waving dildos turned into spiked bats chase a pack of tourists into the ditch what a Waste of meat, It's like the Great Outdoor Fight No Roast Beef in sight Wired magazine writer, meet piano wire Wear his skin as a blanket, set his laptop on fire drugs don't help, tech don't help starving man begging man begging man half-eaten man TRASH THE BURNER X4 a boon to mankind total burner extinction So many precious snowflakes Melted in the fuckin' sun

No bullshit jobs~! 4-hour weeks Watch a robot work making leisure sheets. Economy in reverse, paid to fuck and eat Save the stupid earth, GNP decrease Sterilization for all, starting with whites Fire everybody, get on with your life No more consumption, negative growth order! A public-square job entertaining each other. No more hairstylists, no more coaches Who grows the food? I don’t know this Take turns being doctors, most of us die Fuck! Utopias are hard.

I don’t want no rivalry (that’s for haters) Give up and shine through me (yeah we made it) With Every dollar spent (I shine brighter) Bask in my accomplishment (I’ll take you higher) Higher , higher, I’ll take you higher. BEG FOR JOBS, CONSUME FOR FREEDOM (and then you’ll) BEG FOR JOBS (and then you’ll) CONSUME FOR FREEDOM RAPPING: Build your own brand, step one, get a sponsor Drink this to rebel, my name’s on the vodka and If you do well, they’ll pay you for water people want to join a winning team’s roster Your image is your value, it grows like a monster So treat it with care, now you’re wearing that collar If you say a word about sweatshops and slaughter? There’s replacements lined up to do your job for a dollar. And then you’ll…. BEG FOR JOBS, CONSUME FOR FREEDOM (and then you’ll) BEG FOR JOBS (and then you’ll) CONSUME FOR FREEDOM (acapella 15-track vocal run in harmony) It’s not entertainment (it’s your identity) Live in your parents’ basement (you’re taking care of me) My brand is major strong (we built together) Long as you play along, (I shine forever) Forever, forever, I shine forever BEG FOR JOBS, CONSUME FOR FREEDOM