EXTRUDED ASSUMPTIONS

by Numinous Rebels of PUM

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released August 5, 2016

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One-man-band! Home recordings! Small town alienation! Absurd humor and musical complexity! Various levels of quality! Songs (as opposed to albums) free DL.

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Track Name: Take A Number, Pal!
ooh, you're experimenting with being mad at society.
look at the big old punker in his dockers and his tricorner.
fuck outta here. what's next?
gonna do some black flag graffitti on your SUV?
gonna rip the sleeves off your tony bahama shirt?
Tie a Gadsen flag bandana around your top-siders, and panhandle for spare filibusters?
you big teenager.

carve "hannity" in your forearm just to prove you can still feelllllllllllllll
walk around the mall high on Accupril, with a ghetto blaster playing rush limbaugh, just to annoy the squares, maaaaaan!

IM REALLY ANGRY ALL THE TIME
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!
I LISTEN TO FOX 8 HOURS A DAY BUT IT DONT HELP MY MIND
PLUS MY MOM IS MEAN AND I DON'T HAVE A DATE
FOR THE NUGENT SHOW AND MY ZIT IS OBAMA'S FAULT AND
ARRRRRRRGHHHHHH

you-all are so. adorable.

the government sucks!
i hate the presidedent!
they're taking away my riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
society is in the toilet!
everyone's out to get meeee!
slow down, Jello Viagra!
someone get this guy a pepsi, or at least some metamucil.
some castor oil. something.
BENGHAZI!!!!11!! 1- 2- 1234 !!!
*stagedives onto bed of mobile home*


BACK IN THE DAY, KIDS SANG ABOUT
CONCENTRATION CAMPS AND NUCLEAR WAR
OUT TAXES FUND NUN-RAPING DEATH SQUADS
AND BRUTAL POLICE FORCE

YOU CALLED THEM FAGS AND CALLED THEM FREAKS
YOU TOLD THEM LOVE IT OR LEAVE
NOW ALL YOU DO IS BITCH AND MOAN
ABOUT FASCIST TYRANNY

WHAT THE FUCK HAS GOTTEN YOUR DOCKERS
IN SUCH A PAINFUL KNOT?
MY TAX DOLLARS FUND DOCTORS!
THE CENSUS IS A COMMIE PLOT!

GUMMINT ISN'T FIGHTING GUNS
POVERTY OR CLIMATE TROUBLE?!?
THOSE TYRANT PIGS I WILL PROTEST
THEY SHOULD MAKE ALL THOSE DOUBLE!

A MAN CAN'T SMOKE AT AN AMOS-AND-ANDY MATINEE IN THE WOMEN'S SHELTER ANYMORE?????

HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN IN MY COUNTRY? AAAHHHHHH

Keep trying, clowns. You'll get it.
Track Name: Disconnectit
from videos to games to apps,content is shorter
more effortless and meaningless. easy to learn, easier to forget,
the very technology that's supposed to bring us together
makes us more alienated than ever. nom nom nom

You're Disconnected – disconnect it!

more and more options that all lead to the same place.
swipe, tug, like, next, next, next, hunger for the new
driven by the fact that this one leaves you empty.
like a little rat pushing a pellet button. nom nom nom nom nom nom.

You're Disconnected – disconnect it!

an infinity of choices, but all of them hollowed out and leveled.

hey look, a beheading video!
wait, over there, a kitten fell down!
oh, look it's martin luther king
and now it's goatse!
ewwwww
back to the kitten
hey, it's a the Mona Lisa with an ad for hip replacements over it
now it's something about the nsa? spying on someone?
boring! hey, it's a guy getting a football in the groin. faaaail!
lol
ok, now it's an african genocide, wait, wait,
ooh, it's celebrity sideboob
like!
now it's dad-punk DLs,
do not want!
next!

"All these things are equal to me, all created for my personal enjoyment and/or outrage"

it's all the same, it's all a blur, it's all drained of meaning
nom nom nom nom



You're Disconnected – disconnect it!

you got 300 fake friends and 1,000 likes and 400 squibs
and 432 turds and 10000 sploogs but what have you lost?,
while you were staring at your fucking phone all year?
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Track Name: I'm A Client
i:m a client
i:m a product
i:m a brand
i:m a resource
i:m a password

i:m a metric
i:m a rating
i:m an asset
i:m a lifestyle
i'm a user

i:m a client
i:m a product
i:m an account
i'm a quota
i'm a demographic

i occupy a place in the spreadsheet
which reflects my ranking
i get down like that!
Track Name: Freedom Comma Fucked
i'm free to pollute
you're free to live in the mess
i'm free to gamble your pension
you're free to eat some alpo
i'm free to make the profit
you're free to assume the risk

I'm free to write the contract
you're free to sign without reading
or not sign and live in a ditch
freedom is fucking amazing.


you got all the rights that you can afford
you got all the rights that you can afford
you got all the rights that you can afford


you're free to hold a plackard
i'm free to take out $20million
of ads . . . . .. everyone's free!



i'm free to break the law
because I can afford the fine
you're free to beat the meter
you know you'll do time

you got all the
rights you can af-
ford you got all
the rights you can
af ford you got
all the rights you
can aff ford you
got all the rights
you can aff ford!

'right to work' means freedom to be fired
you got a right to work as a stripper
you got a right to join the army
you got a right to take out as many loans as you can!

why didn't you invent microsoft?
why didn't you invent a jetpack?
you abused your freedom
you deserve to suffer
mr. lazybones

You're free to hold a poster, in the 'free speech enclosure'
i'm free to buy a million ads from coast to coast-uh
“Everyone’s freeeee!!!!”

I am free to buy leaders
You’re free to choose the one that looks prettiest
While enforcing all of my laws
Or make an image macro
Where they say funny things.

whichever
it's all good

Freedom ain't free - let's invade some guys!
Freedom of speech - citizens united!
freedom of choice - Coke or Pepsi?
Free shiny apps - track your every move!
Buy a logo - free personality!
You lost your job - that's the free market
now you're in debt - from a free credit card
now you're in jail - get one free phone cal

free Mumia - free heroin - free hugs - free punch in the face with every purchase of $400 or more
Track Name: Smash the State, Eurovision Style
i wanna smash! smash! smash the state!
then we can all go and masturbate!
let's all go smash! smash! smash the state!
there's no need to procrastinate
kill the politicians kill all the preists
kill all the bankers, nothing but thieves
will a landlord live? homeboy oh pleaaaaase
get it get it get it on and

all go smash! smash! smash the state!
jobs and money is
smash! Smash!Smash the state
then we can all listen to Cr@ss 'til late
mommy can't tell me to turn it down
forage for morsels in the center of town
metermaid guts fifteen cents per pound?!?!?
eatem eatem eatem up and

smash! smash! smash the state!
fuck the gods like a horny apostate!
let's all go smash! smash! smash the state!
go to Mr. Rushmore and blast a face!!!!
let's get-it-on like Ghengis Khan
until every Sheik and and king is gone
CEOs work at the "pink salon"
fuckem fuckem fuckem when we

smash! smash! smash the state!
say Fuck the Army just like Cassius Clay
let's all go smash! smash! smash the state!
fuck the president 'cause his ass is fake
"do what you like", I ain't trying to be funny
it's the missing link between crowley and humpty (?!?!?)
no more property [work?] no more money

(rapping)
I ordered Anarchy Burger, so pass the plate!
pluck a coach's eyeball and masticate
publicly inflate an elastic mate
give her a drastic taste of ass-to-face

while blasting a Plasmatics tape
and if the MALL cops come to harass, that's great:
crucify 'em ALL like a Passion Play
put their blood on the WALLS like Manson Tate

nerve gas bombs, that's the fastest way
rock the casbah, as the Clash would say.
perhaps this experiment was a vast mistake
all the bosses we killed get fast replaced

by militias and kidnappers with masking tape
as we all revert to a savage fate
Gee, Civilizational collapse is great!
as Utopia burns, let's just trash the place

smash! smash! smash the state!
let's all misceginate the master race!
let's all go smash! smash! smash the state!
Challenger the teachers, let 'em crash in space
stuff Hannity in [the] cavity of a manatee
go on hunger strike against gravity
no laws of physics just @narchy!!!!!
dammit dammit dammit dammit

smash! smash! smash the state!
F.V.K. in effect like the Baddest brains!
let's all go smash! smash! smash the state!
pass me the hammer and pass the stake!
teabag a cop with your left-side nut
start a wicked moshpit inside your own butt
there's no rules so I'M NOT RHYME
Track Name: You're Human Spam (and you love it)
the most cutting technology
devoted to finding our most atavistic, stupid instincts,
and using those to sell products
we didn't even know we needed 3 years ago, now can't live without
repetition, addiction ,pleasure centers, herd mentality,
hard-wired risk blindness
all mapped and quantified at the neural level
sold to the highest bidder

we set out to make AI,
but that's hard, particularly because humans are so irrational
it's so much easier to turn you into robots
all you need is 'incentives.'

i had 3 likes, now i have 6! tell me what to do to get 9!
this gives my life meaning by assigning numbers to my happiness!
thanks, technology! turns out human irrationality
is the key to our ongoing robotification.
life . . .. life is funny that way.

"I really don't like it,
fuck your facebook! fuck your facebook!"

Who needs spam when the users pester
each other to sign up for bullshit faster?

want to be my friend? you have to be on fartbook.
want to swap data? hit me on drop-turd
nevermind how you're doing, check out this cool joke!
You have to click through 20 ads to see the next panel!
and if you don't send me one back, we're not pals.
that's how it works, now; LOL cancer.
you're human spam and you love it.

"I really don't like it,
fuck your facebook! fuck your facebook!"
Track Name: Ontology Recapitulates Monotony
you can't dock, you don't like disco
you can't tribade, you're not vegetarian
you can't smoke you don't like drum circles
you can't listen to this, because your shoes are only appropriate for a different style of music.

what do low taxes have to do with pro death penalty?
what does gun control have to do with recycling?

ONTOLOGY RECAPITULATES MONOTONY


you can't rock unix no neck-beard
you can't love guns because you love the U.N.
you can't black you are in college.
you can't football you drink Chablis

what do dinosaurs have to do with not coveting?
what do tarriffs have to do with gay marriage?

ONTOLOGY RECAPITULATES MONOTONY

why does everything have a fucking lifestyle attached
growing in layers around it like a healthy booger?
Track Name: Southtastrophe!
who cuts unemployment at xmas? the fuckin' south!
Who suppresses the vote? the fuckin' south!
who takes our coastal taxes? the fuckin' south!
where'd your union job go? the fuckin' south!

who deep-fries a bible? the fuckin' south!
Where do debutantes hatch? the fuckin' south!
why can't we quit the oil? the fuckin' south!
who ruined all the rap? the fuckin' south
(and pedantic, 'keep-it-real' NY critics who won't rest until the whole genre is in a museum)

Where is the Asshole from El Paso? the fuckin' south!
Who holds congress hostage? the fuckin' south!
who's got a gun-rack on their Rascal? the fuckin' south!
Who's #1 in injured workers? the fuckin' south!

lead the race to the bottom lead ther etreat to the past
big oil, big tobacco a big segregated ass
your politicians do you worse than Sherman
you ain't even notice because they keep the crosses burning

who's first in poverty, last in voting? the fuckin' south!
Where did evolution never happen? the fuckin' south!
why can't we raise taxes on the wealthy? the fuckin' south!
Why can't I find my fuckin' glasses? the fuckin' south!

who's dead last in education? the fuckin' south!
who's gonna zap a homo's balls? the fuckin' south!
who's first in fat and assassinations? the fuckin' south!
who makes a fetus wear overalls? the fuckin' south!

If you want your own country, that's ok with me
president is Willie D. supreme court is MDC
butthole surfers is the navy ganksta Nip's ambassador
Gary Floyd is police chief Anthem is "fuck a war"
Track Name: Harampage!!
Tortilla, etch-a-sketch, muppets? HARAM!
amphibians, cursive, umlauts? HARAM!
sax solos, chlorine, legos? HARAM!
culottes,Nevada , velcro? HARAM!

fatwas , Winger, rope-a-dope? HARAM!
pictures, viewmaster, fractions? HARAM!
blarney, clamato, tonsolith? HARAM!
kerning, grommets, frutsum? HARAM!

everything is haram!
everything is unclean
everyone's an infedel
god hates us all
slayer was right!

*break* HARAMPAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Spirograph, Spiro Agnew, Spirochetes? HARAM!
Oort cluster, Kappas, Wheaties? HARAM!
Spongebob, dragoons, blowholes? HARAM!
emoji, up-rocking, totem poles? HARAM!


platlets, Mr.T, interest? HARAM!
xylem, pholem, plasmids? HARAM!
fansubs, penguins, squinting? HARAM!
zombie Tom of Finland putting the Mecca asteroid in his rotting butthole??????
REALLY REALLY HARAM!!!!
or so they say. . . .

everything is haram!
everything is unclean
everyone's an infedel
. . . .if you're clever enough!

*break* HARAMPAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Track Name: Individualism Comma Also Fucked
individualism! funny haircuts!
new pants which color expresses my view of the world!
logos optimized to show the real me.

no one's propping up the rich
no one's keeping down the poors
we stand or fall all alone.
god forbid you lend a hand

complex problems
seen as incidents
then judged based on
the par - ticipants

he was a thug! she was drunk.
he did rude tweets. haircut stunk
hooray now the systemic
underlying dissapears!

that's how 'individualism' is used


freedom is the opposite of community
selfdom is $elldom is serfdom
fuck the commons, fuck the context
zero-sum games for all!


air? water? dna? all
worthless unless someone owns!
public space? orpublic aid?
public groups? all for suckers,

history's dust-bin
friends all online?
online = private
demo in the park?
the park= private
barter a crime
money private
failure private

the only thing not private now
is your secrets fuck sharing
we're not happy unless we
own the fuck out of something

we're individuals!
history? facts? those can't be owned
those don't help me express my unique attitude
fortunately bullshit and ignorance are selling like hotcakes

"mmmm. . . false-licious!"

freedom is the opposite of community
selfdom is $elldom is serfdom
fuck the commons, fuck the context
zero-sum games for all!


do you work like a robot
how many hours each week
to afford stuff you need
in order to be unique?

the need to be
in-di-vid-u-al-is-tic
makes drones of us
is that ironic?

want that mc-gufffin so bad
never afford on my own
rather slave than share with you
more overtime and more loans

that's how 'individualism' is used


freedom is the opposite of community
selfdom is $elldom is serfdom
fuck the commons, fuck the context
zero-sum games for all!
Track Name: Trash the Burner
Summer on the playa
Record crowds
Setting up the trailer
Get wasted and plowed

whoa check it out
what is it dood
some kinda art project
it's effing huge!

someone dug a trench round the whole festival
and fille it with something that smells like testicles

First people to cross
is a group of eurotrash
they fall 20 seconds
until they reach the living moat
all scorpions all the time
Holy shit, we're all going to die
but, it's so unique and creative!

We can't get out, help can't get in
Let the party begin.

TRASH THE BURNER X4

Food runs out on the 3d day.
Communal ideals are the first to die
Followed by the nudists.
They're easier to stab

necro sample; STABBING AND STABBING AND...

The trustafarians can't buy their way out of this
Dot-com millionaires sucking dick for a twinkie
Lord of the Flies, this time with glow-sticks
Now where's your sharing and self-reliance?

"You should try my recipie for human skull"
"We roasted him on this steam-punk engine"
"Wow that's so creative! You should send that to Etsy!"
"Yeah man, but first I need your liver."
"AAAArrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

TRASH THE BURNER X4

Water runs out on the 5th day
Hippies boil urine in vats
Most of the survivors just drink blood
Hunt down the remaining ravers with bats.
Roving gangs of lesbians
half starved and full of hepatitis
waving dildos turned into spiked bats
chase a pack of tourists into the ditch
what a Waste of meat,

It's like the Great Outdoor Fight
No Roast Beef in sight
Wired magazine writer, meet piano wire
Wear his skin as a blanket, set his laptop on fire
drugs don't help, tech don't help
starving man
begging man
begging man
half-eaten man

TRASH THE BURNER X4

a boon to mankind
total burner extinction
So many precious snowflakes
Melted in the fuckin' sun
Track Name: Utopian Blueprint Comma Fucked
No bullshit jobs~! 4-hour weeks
Watch a robot work making leisure sheets.
Economy in reverse, paid to fuck and eat
Save the stupid earth, GNP decrease

Sterilization for all, starting with whites
Fire everybody, get on with your life
No more consumption, negative growth order!
A public-square job entertaining each other.

No more hairstylists, no more coaches
Who grows the food? I don’t know this
Take turns being doctors, most of us die

Fuck!
Utopias are hard.
Track Name: Shine Thru Me
I don’t want no rivalry (that’s for haters)
Give up and shine through me (yeah we made it)
With Every dollar spent (I shine brighter)
Bask in my accomplishment (I’ll take you higher)
Higher , higher, I’ll take you higher.

BEG FOR JOBS, CONSUME FOR FREEDOM
(and then you’ll) BEG FOR JOBS
(and then you’ll) CONSUME FOR FREEDOM

RAPPING:
Build your own brand, step one, get a sponsor
Drink this to rebel, my name’s on the vodka
and If you do well, they’ll pay you for water
people want to join a winning team’s roster
Your image is your value, it grows like a monster
So treat it with care, now you’re wearing that collar
If you say a word about sweatshops and slaughter?
There’s replacements lined up to do your job for a dollar.
And then you’ll….

BEG FOR JOBS, CONSUME FOR FREEDOM
(and then you’ll) BEG FOR JOBS
(and then you’ll) CONSUME FOR FREEDOM

(acapella 15-track vocal run in harmony)

It’s not entertainment (it’s your identity)
Live in your parents’ basement (you’re taking care of me)
My brand is major strong (we built together)
Long as you play along, (I shine forever)
Forever, forever, I shine forever

BEG FOR JOBS, CONSUME FOR FREEDOM