The Colonic Martyrdom of Abdullah Al​-​Asiri

from CORNHOLING THE GREEDGLOBE by Numinous Rebels of PUM

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crisco and cordite!
C4 in my Number two!
a q'ran fulla poppers!
The fart heard Round the world!

bin Nayef will pay dearly
Jailing the faithful :al-Mufariq
Hosting the great Satan
On holy soil ,so shove it in!

We set up the meeting
2009 in Riyadh
Strip search finds nothing
He thinks I've come to surrender

rectal jihad!
colonic martyrdom
rectal jihad!
Abdullah Asiri
excrete to death the enemies of the prophet!


too late i realize it:
human pelvis , angle wrong
my brains splatter the ceiling
bowels paving the rug

Blast was deflected
bin Nayef spared: what the fuck?!?
Should have waited till prayers
Knelt down in front - maybe next time!

Allah's sense of humor
Made our butts useless for his work.
Hope the dark-eyed virgins
aren't into rimming
“Say whaaatt???”

rectal jihad!
colonic martyrdom
rectal jihad!
Abdullah Asiri
excrete to death the enemies of the prophet!

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from CORNHOLING THE GREEDGLOBE, released August 6, 2016

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