Take A Number, Pal!

from by Numinous Rebels of PUM

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ooh, you're experimenting with being mad at society.
look at the big old punker in his dockers and his tricorner.
fuck outta here. what's next?
gonna do some black flag graffitti on your SUV?
gonna rip the sleeves off your tony bahama shirt?
Tie a Gadsen flag bandana around your top-siders, and panhandle for spare filibusters?
you big teenager.

carve "hannity" in your forearm just to prove you can still feelllllllllllllll
walk around the mall high on Accupril, with a ghetto blaster playing rush limbaugh, just to annoy the squares, maaaaaan!

IM REALLY ANGRY ALL THE TIME
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!
I LISTEN TO FOX 8 HOURS A DAY BUT IT DONT HELP MY MIND
PLUS MY MOM IS MEAN AND I DON'T HAVE A DATE
FOR THE NUGENT SHOW AND MY ZIT IS OBAMA'S FAULT AND
ARRRRRRRGHHHHHH

you-all are so. adorable.

the government sucks!
i hate the presidedent!
they're taking away my riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
society is in the toilet!
everyone's out to get meeee!
slow down, Jello Viagra!
someone get this guy a pepsi, or at least some metamucil.
some castor oil. something.
BENGHAZI!!!!11!! 1- 2- 1234 !!!
*stagedives onto bed of mobile home*


BACK IN THE DAY, KIDS SANG ABOUT
CONCENTRATION CAMPS AND NUCLEAR WAR
OUT TAXES FUND NUN-RAPING DEATH SQUADS
AND BRUTAL POLICE FORCE

YOU CALLED THEM FAGS AND CALLED THEM FREAKS
YOU TOLD THEM LOVE IT OR LEAVE
NOW ALL YOU DO IS BITCH AND MOAN
ABOUT FASCIST TYRANNY

WHAT THE FUCK HAS GOTTEN YOUR DOCKERS
IN SUCH A PAINFUL KNOT?
MY TAX DOLLARS FUND DOCTORS!
THE CENSUS IS A COMMIE PLOT!

GUMMINT ISN'T FIGHTING GUNS
POVERTY OR CLIMATE TROUBLE?!?
THOSE TYRANT PIGS I WILL PROTEST
THEY SHOULD MAKE ALL THOSE DOUBLE!

A MAN CAN'T SMOKE AT AN AMOS-AND-ANDY MATINEE IN THE WOMEN'S SHELTER ANYMORE?????

HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN IN MY COUNTRY? AAAHHHHHH

Keep trying, clowns. You'll get it.

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from EXTRUDED ASSUMPTIONS, released August 5, 2016

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