the whores !!! they broke all the science
corporate mascots like tony the tiger!
or chester cheetah, they spread their cheeks-for
research grants, then lie on the stand, like a
snitch , you’re a cad, bro! is that a lab coat?
or is it a fig leaf? dirty like pig meat!
got your tenure, and your honoraria
but the spectre of sagan is stone-cold scarin ya!

floating discreetly through your lab floor
APA shrinks torture but he tortures more
he's not gonna give endowments
he's givin' out disembowlments


spectre of sagan! gonna hex you!
gonna hex your shiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt!
spectre of sagan! call an exorciiiiiist, quick!
getting snuffed! bloody turtlenecks in the night! stabbing you right in the stuff, chump!
billions and billions of times!!!



who needs censorship anymore
when no one checks what the pitfalls are?
who needs lies, just limit the study
to what makes your patron money
instead of curing underlying threats,
you're laying groundwork for a legal defense
Carl's back, he's irked, he's miffed
gonna crush you under a 300 ton
. . . ... GMO tit.

(they broke the science
now impossible shit is happening)


cigarettes are healthy - fracking is safe
global warming is a hoax can't get pregnant from rape
check out this graph, it looks a lot like math,
housing market will never crash!!!
hot snow falls up, pigs fly thru mist
doctors help torture, data-mine your shit
ghosts of dead atheists come to life
mad because they shouldn't exist


floating discreetly through your lab floor
APA shrinks torture but he tortures more
he's not gonna give endowments
he's givin' out disembowlments



spectre of sagan! gonna hex you!
gonna hex your shiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt!
spectre of sagan! call an exorciiiiiist, quick!
getting snuffed! bloody turtlenecks in the night! stabbing you right in the stuff, chump!
billions and billions of times!!!


and you cowards who stood by-as
stank-baskets deligitimized the science
you didn't tear up one diploma
enable one wedgie, make 'em stand in the corner
yet you look down on the naiive rubes
who begin to doubt that science is true
got news for you, you're gonna get hexed too!
(maybe not so much)

spectre of sagan ! gonna hex you!
death to false research!
gonna teach you
the real science of
paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainnnnnnnnnnn