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We are the Mall Police: paid to keep the mall looking neat.
We will get rid of all the scum with our badges and our clubs and our guns.

We weed out the trash so we can make some cash; throw you out.
You don't deserve our perfect little world; throw you out.

We are the rent -a-pigs. They picked us up off the streets.
"Hey, Boy, here's a gun...You're in control, now have some fun."

If they don't look like us then we better make a bust; throw 'em out.
If they're just here to play then we'd better make them pay; throw 'em out.

You're a bunch of shit head spastics. Paid to keep your sterile land plastic.
You're a bunch of wacky-wack freaks. Paid to avoid reality.

"You haven't bought your share, and we don't
You haven't bought your share, and we don't
You haven't bought your share, and we don't think it's fair!"
It's so unfair?
"It's so unfair!"

Hold
On
There,
Punk!

You can't say that in a Mall.
You can't do that in our Mall.
You can't think that in a Mall.
You can't do anything at all.

"Security Personnel: Sonoma and Lake counties. No experience needed. We train your. Part time or over forty hours. Paid vacations. Start immediately: call 575-1662, Oh Lord Yeah"

Keep your trendy shoppers blind. Don't expose them to other minds.
Let me out.
I don't want the shit you sell. You can all just go to Hell.
Let me out.
Let them in to do their thing. If I'm even near, I'm trespassing.
Let me out.
I said I'd leave the fucking place, so
I said I'd leave the fucking place, so
I said I'd leave the fucking place, so get the fuck out of my face!
Out of my face?
Out of my face!

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from The E​-​Z​-​Boy History of Man, released January 1, 1989

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One-man-band! Home recordings! Small town alienation! Absurd humor and musical complexity! Various levels of quality! Songs (as opposed to albums) free DL.

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