Holiday in Mogadishu

from CORNHOLING THE GREEDGLOBE by Numinous Rebels of PUM

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government hinders wealth creation, efficiency and innovation
Plus irrational people laugh at your nifty Google glass,
You're fed up you're going Galt, We'll be sorry, it's our fault
Found a place that seems real nice, A lassiez faire paradise
Markets free of regulation, the no government at ALL nation

You know what you need? Holiday in Mogadishu!
No power grid, no water Holiday in Mogadishu!
no cops, no lawyers Holiday in Mogadishu!
No one can save you Holiday in Mogadishu!

Everyone's an Entrepaneur here!
That smuggler with the AK? a small businessman!
Those Al Shabaab militias? A start-up!
you'll get along just fine!
It's time to start coding
Where's an outlet for your Ipad?

Pirates storm the Sealand boat, Put machetes to your throat
Elon Musk can't save you now, Bitcoin ransom not allowed

all rational Bayesian you propose a debate
They propose a joint venture, between a lead pipe and your face
Now you're sold as a slave, in a free marketplace
For candy crush, your I-pad is needed
all your world-saving code gets fucking deleted
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttt.

Traded for a goat, not the best IPO
Now you're a serf, what the market says you're worth
Your skills have zero value, in a place without power
no infrastructure wow so disruptive!

Rational paradise! Capital will be drawn like flies.

as you Work til you bleed, get dysentery and cough,
just remember all transactions make both parties better off

Al Shebaab comes to town, venture capital they've found
A rich Saudi investor for death entrepreneurs
You won't pray to Jesus But you pray to Jeff Bezos
As they blow you away you thought you heard 'em say

You know what you need? Holiday in Mogadishu!
All you libertarians Holiday in Mogadishu!
Fucking just go there Holiday in Mogadishu!
Here’s a one-way ticket Holiday in Mogadishu!

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from CORNHOLING THE GREEDGLOBE, released August 6, 2016

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