Started out a regular boasting rhyme, but to spice it up I decided to do it from the point of view of a typical jock asshole from the town I grew up in, boasting about how much he bites. I was real stoked on using the Pig Latin in a funk tune 'til I found out Bootsy did it years ago.
lyrics
Got a tale to tell, like
Sarah Purcell: she's down with the posse
"Be that as it may, Skip," don't you cross me
I'll take you out, like a trout, in the heat of combat:
Being devoured by a bull male wombat
Then gave me a trial and they threw me in the hoosegow
Handed me the verdict and my neck is in a noose now
Cus I was like jacking: I was stealing the show
If horticulture was macking, I'd be planting the ho
You said I could never rock the house
Now you're eating crow, while I'm eating grouse
I got an itch, don't need to scratch it
You're coming with the needle, but I bust with the hatchet
Biting all nails and popping all zits
Dropping hygiene knowledge but I don't drop hits
Put on KZST. Get an ear full of filler:
Boston, Tom Petty and... Classic Steve Miller??
Turn that up cus I think it's so chill
I got more bite than the Hound of the Baskervilles
MORE BITE, MORE BITE
MORE BITE, MORE BITE
I GOT MORE BITE
Grew up in the town in the middle of nowhere
Rubbing me wrong like a coat full of goat hair
Taped the Beastie Boys over Love and Rockets
Plug Kip Winger into that light socket!
A burgeoning burg in the northern See-Ay
Sticking out your Ass-tray so you can never am-scray
Chilling Coddingtown, chugging Orange Julius
I'm the Pig Pontiff to all you piss-pot palookas
I'm down with the nineties and I'm bound for romance.
My minitruck's in mothballs with my Parachute Pants.
I used to Lambada; I used to breakdances
Still practice in my closet cus I'm taking no chances
MORE BITE, MORE BITE
MORE BITE, MORE BITE
I GOT MORE BITE
Sitting in the Plaza, to me it's ambrosia
I swear I'm the biggest poser in Santa Rosa
B-King, Mendo, chocolate shakes!
Make no mistakes, life is ogus-bay!
Standing in the corner; I'm grabbing my penis
Daring Mr. Clean to come and clean this.
Call me Cletus; I'm fiendish.
I swear I'm some kind of anal genius!
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