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step right up folks!
gen-u-wine first world class!
factory direct to you
because americans won't buy it anymore!
first one to buy a Bon Jovi ticket gets some free cigarettes!
see the culture that made America great!
Buy this powdered milk, get some GM seeds half-price!
We also got junk ideas: privatization, GWOT, and debt restructuring!
Included absolutely free with all the debt you get from buying the other stuff.

it's not a garbage barge - it's a garbage BARGAIN~!!

(bridge)
In the past, pollute your land, with Texaco and Union Carbide
But now we're polluting your culture, and charging you for it!

Come one, come all!
Last chance, the barge is leaving soon.
We got Kenny G CDs still in the wrapper.
Buy two, and we'll throw in some used apocalyptic christian preachers!
Jail a queer, get a free pack of Twinkies.
Be the envy of the village, living like a Kardashian.
If that's out of your price range, we got another barge of e-waste in back.
Keep picking thru the mercury puddles, if you find enough tech-nuggets,
we'll trade you for this "FREE OJ" shirt.
Everything's for sale
Except those Thomas Friedman books
Those are strictly for ballast.

it's not a garbage barge - it's a garbage BARGAIN~!!

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from CORNHOLING THE GREEDGLOBE, released August 6, 2016

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One-man-band! Home recordings! Small town alienation! Absurd humor and musical complexity! Various levels of quality! Songs (as opposed to albums) free DL.

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