in Lagos, a corrupt minister screams
In Pakistan, a terrorist warlord sobs like a baby
In Virginia, a CIA accountant kicks his puppy like it was a terrorist warlord
In Cupertino, an Apple executive jumps out a window
in Moscow, a mafiya boss pukes blood while yelling BLYAT
In Dallas country club, an oil CEO tries to fit his whole head inside a golf hole.
In London, a hedge fund trader runs amok at his daughter's birthday party.
Arrested for punching a Tele-tubby, he overdose on coke before he can be booked.
Zurich got droned.
Tax shelter isn't a bomb shelter.
Servers just a smoking hole in the ground.
the swiss gnomes pour out
scampering like enraged ants.
all the ill-gotten gains,
the squeaky-clean laundered loot
the carefully crafted avoisions of a thousand taxes
bloop! it's all gone.
predators, raptors, reapers,
guilders, rubles, dollars
drone the gnomes!
drone the gnomes!
drone the gnomes!
all your ones and zeros, just electrons floating away.
a trillion's worth couldn't power a hello kitty vibrator.
Backup servers in the virgin islands?
those got droned too!
who's doing it? no-one knows!
'gone bush, mon!'
predators, raptors, reapers,
guilders, rubles, dollars
drone the gnomes!
drone the gnomes!
drone the gnomes!
World economy crumbles banks no longer lend
spies don't get paid. so they leak all the secrets
heroin rots in the warehouses, with no money laundry
heads of state lose investments palaces half-built
with no new inmates, prisons reduced to selling pruno out the back door.
Obama decries “act of war” and assaults on “national sovereignty “
arms don't get sold, with no money for bribes
glen beck grunts as he shoves gold ingots up his rear for 'safekeeping'
the Bentley dealership in Dubai turns into a used sand emporium.
predators, raptors, reapers,
guilders, rubles, dollars
drone the gnomes!
drone the gnomes!
drone the gnomes!
As chaos envelops the globe, genius speculators corner the market on the new global currency: bart simpson pogs, each one worth more than the GNP of Switzerland and Luxembourg combined.
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