Name: D-Fase
Duration: P00H03M30S
Description: A short lexicon of handy all-purpose disses, set in simple couplets. Hence 'D-fase': short for 'Disrespect Face'. You know you wish you'd thought of these.

D-Fase

from The E-Z-Boy History of Man by schultzzz

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A short lexicon of handy all-purpose disses, set in simple couplets. Hence 'D-fase': short for 'Disrespect Face'. You know you wish you'd thought of these.

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The logey that I spit is a fit epitaph
For the leave you're taking as you're breathing your last
Breath of the death, the death that you're dying
Every time you said you were cool, you were lying
I approach my Zenith at the moment of your doom
Busting a gut as you zoom into your tomb
My mallet of love puts you through your last wicket
Here's a rusty old bucket: go ahead and kick it
If you were Alpo, Lorene Greene wouldn't lick it
I went to your funeral: out front, scalping tickets

I hope you die
I couldn't care less
I hope you die
Take me with you

I don't mean no harm, but you'll buy the farm
Then I'll steal the oats right out of your barn
Studies have shown an extensive correlation
Twixt my glee and your decapitation
Your death is on prime time not syndication
I'll tape the reruns of your annihilation
And press pause!

I would gladly build a pillar if you'd promise to plummet
Slice the brakes from your car if you'd promise you would gun it
The seconds you live are the ones I resent
I'm a grape of wrath, Baby: watch me ferment!

A mortician
In position
To be assisting
Your decomposition
Your body's rottin'
Wormies start growing
Filch 'em from your coffin
That's when I'm goin'
Fishin!

You're dust
You're toast
You're history at most
Your soul
Will roast
And then, you know, I'll hate your ghost!

I hope you die
I couldn't care less
I hope you die
Take me with you

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from The E-Z-Boy History of Man, released January 1, 1989

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One-man-band! Home recordings! Small town alienation! Absurd humor and musical complexity! Various levels of quality! Songs (as opposed to albums) free DL.

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