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This is like a musical game: it’s in 5, and each instrument has 5 variations of the basic riff.
After 5 bars, each instrument arbitrarily picks a different variation. Sometimes the rhythms of the different instruments go together well, sometimes not. The text we found on one of those ‘office humor’ Xeroxes from the insurance industry, purporting to show fraudulent claims by morons.

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On the way to the side of the road, Clarence hit my mother-in-law and rolled over the embankment.
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I was shopping for plants all day. On my way home, I reached an intersection. A bush sprang up, obscuring my vision. I did not see any other cars.
I had been driving my car for twenty years when I fell asleep at the wheel.
I had an accident. As I approached the intersection, a stop sign appeared where no stop sign had ever appeared before.
I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
In order to avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.
An invisible car came out of nowhere and hit my vehicle and me.
I told the police I was not injured but upon removing my hat I found I had a skull fracture.
The pedestrian had no idea which way to go so I hit him.
The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end.
I was thrown from my car as I left the road, and was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
I saw the slow moving, sad faced old man as he bounced off my car.

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from Phil Collins Naked (a real letdown), released June 30, 1989

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One-man-band! Home recordings! Small town alienation! Absurd humor and musical complexity! Various levels of quality! Songs (as opposed to albums) free DL.

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