The concept here is to do a blues song with a typical theme, but transposed from ebonic metaphors into really awkward, white pop-psychology slang. The music is overly staccato to emphasize the tight-assed crackerness of this pop-psychology slang, but the harmonies are hell of dissonant, as if to suggest that despite the ass-tightness, caucasians can be emotionally tormented also.
lyrics
Oh, no!
I’m not feeling so well today!
I have Personal Relationship Problems, yes I do, man.
I have Personal Relationship Problems I can’t relate to, man.
I went to read my Daily Affirmation, but it just said ‘Fuck you, man!’
I’ve Lost Touch with my Emotions, and I don’t know Where My Head is At.
I’ve Lost Touch with my Emotions, and I don’t know Where My Head is At.
I bet I’m not Self-Actualized either.. .IMAGINE THAT!
I woke up this morning, and my baby was codependent.
Yes, Lord, I woke up this morning and my baby was codependent.
We had Boundary Issues, and I got offended.
But my Inner Child never relented.
A new therapy was invented.
I gave her shoes.
They were cemented, now I’ve got the Blues.
Buttload of Blues
I got the Shame Spiral, Stinkin-Thinkin’ Blues.
Yes, Lord, I have Issues
Blues Issues
I’m trying to process my Issues with the Blues
But my therapist done left me, now what do I do?
Are you too suffering from Personal Relationship Problems? Does your Self fail to Actualize? Are the People Police laying a Guilt Trip on your Sharing Space? Does your Significant Other disrupt your Nurturing Network with Head Games? You are not alone. In this Incarnation, many terrible things can Enable your Blues Issues: Increasing numbers of people are Relating with Negative Vibrations instead of Building Interpersonal Bridges. If you need help, please call the Wicketology Crystal Friendship Clinic where we have many methods available for your Disposal.
Word up.
You’re no fun you’re
No fun you’re no
Fun you’re no fun
You’re no fun you’re
No
Fun
Anymore
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