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Benghazi!!!!!
00:36
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come one come all to the carnival,
everbody getting sucked down the rabbit hole
to the hall of mirrors, where false is true
"in Wall St. America, money spends you"
debt is wealth! stability is risk!
To generate finance, factories exist
.biz regulates .gov! welfare capitalists!
zero-interest loans if you're already rich!
the bull smashed through the looking glass
demand goes down when prices collapse
GM's a bank, Goldman's commodities
stock prices rise, on news of misery
behold! a jackal with a clown nose full of coke
play! 3-card monte with the invisible hand
see! a zombie bank issue phantom notes
Feel! a F.I.R.E. breathing carny incinerate your land!
Your house!
Your whole shit!!!!
gambling is prudent, saving is nuts
abstraction is real, value is dust
profit from the future while wrecking the present
failure is success if you bet against it
Lose a trial? stocks go up!
crash the economy, write best-selling book!
breaking the law, business expense
lose a billion, get bonus from government!
come one come all
to carnival,
getting sucked down
the rabbit hole
to hall of mirrors,
where false is true
"in wall st america,
money spends you"
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3. |
Slosh!
01:47
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hot money flows
inflating speculative bubbles
around the globe
looking for nations to endebt
no unions or regs
make a factory cheap
to crank out greenhouse gas
bubble burst
money sloshes elsewhere
workers lose jobs and homes
speculators close in
bidding down the currency
moving the market
profit from misery
SLOSH
amplifying instability
circulating globally
SLOSH
no control of capital or currency
no control of greenhouse energy
SLOSH
growth begets storms
beget gambling's growth
a clever gambler
can profit off both
SLOSH
global ourobouros
devouring itself
hot energy flows
inflating storms and floods
around the globe
looking for disasters to magnify
no borders, no laws
huge hurricaine here
leaves drought over there
damage is done
energy sloshes elsewhere
workers lose jobs and homes
speculators close in
cheap land and water purchase
soon to become valuable
when your town is a desert
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5. |
Drone the Gnomes!
05:46
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in Lagos, a corrupt minister screams
In Pakistan, a terrorist warlord sobs like a baby
In Virginia, a CIA accountant kicks his puppy like it was a terrorist warlord
In Cupertino, an Apple executive jumps out a window
in Moscow, a mafiya boss pukes blood while yelling BLYAT
In Dallas country club, an oil CEO tries to fit his whole head inside a golf hole.
In London, a hedge fund trader runs amok at his daughter's birthday party.
Arrested for punching a Tele-tubby, he overdose on coke before he can be booked.
Zurich got droned.
Tax shelter isn't a bomb shelter.
Servers just a smoking hole in the ground.
the swiss gnomes pour out
scampering like enraged ants.
all the ill-gotten gains,
the squeaky-clean laundered loot
the carefully crafted avoisions of a thousand taxes
bloop! it's all gone.
predators, raptors, reapers,
guilders, rubles, dollars
drone the gnomes!
drone the gnomes!
drone the gnomes!
all your ones and zeros, just electrons floating away.
a trillion's worth couldn't power a hello kitty vibrator.
Backup servers in the virgin islands?
those got droned too!
who's doing it? no-one knows!
'gone bush, mon!'
predators, raptors, reapers,
guilders, rubles, dollars
drone the gnomes!
drone the gnomes!
drone the gnomes!
World economy crumbles banks no longer lend
spies don't get paid. so they leak all the secrets
heroin rots in the warehouses, with no money laundry
heads of state lose investments palaces half-built
with no new inmates, prisons reduced to selling pruno out the back door.
Obama decries “act of war” and assaults on “national sovereignty “
arms don't get sold, with no money for bribes
glen beck grunts as he shoves gold ingots up his rear for 'safekeeping'
the Bentley dealership in Dubai turns into a used sand emporium.
predators, raptors, reapers,
guilders, rubles, dollars
drone the gnomes!
drone the gnomes!
drone the gnomes!
As chaos envelops the globe, genius speculators corner the market on the new global currency: bart simpson pogs, each one worth more than the GNP of Switzerland and Luxembourg combined.
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6. |
Holiday in Mogadishu
03:31
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government hinders wealth creation, efficiency and innovation
Plus irrational people laugh at your nifty Google glass,
You're fed up you're going Galt, We'll be sorry, it's our fault
Found a place that seems real nice, A lassiez faire paradise
Markets free of regulation, the no government at ALL nation
You know what you need? Holiday in Mogadishu!
No power grid, no water Holiday in Mogadishu!
no cops, no lawyers Holiday in Mogadishu!
No one can save you Holiday in Mogadishu!
Everyone's an Entrepaneur here!
That smuggler with the AK? a small businessman!
Those Al Shabaab militias? A start-up!
you'll get along just fine!
It's time to start coding
Where's an outlet for your Ipad?
Pirates storm the Sealand boat, Put machetes to your throat
Elon Musk can't save you now, Bitcoin ransom not allowed
all rational Bayesian you propose a debate
They propose a joint venture, between a lead pipe and your face
Now you're sold as a slave, in a free marketplace
For candy crush, your I-pad is needed
all your world-saving code gets fucking deleted
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttt.
Traded for a goat, not the best IPO
Now you're a serf, what the market says you're worth
Your skills have zero value, in a place without power
no infrastructure wow so disruptive!
Rational paradise! Capital will be drawn like flies.
as you Work til you bleed, get dysentery and cough,
just remember all transactions make both parties better off
Al Shebaab comes to town, venture capital they've found
A rich Saudi investor for death entrepreneurs
You won't pray to Jesus But you pray to Jeff Bezos
As they blow you away you thought you heard 'em say
You know what you need? Holiday in Mogadishu!
All you libertarians Holiday in Mogadishu!
Fucking just go there Holiday in Mogadishu!
Here’s a one-way ticket Holiday in Mogadishu!
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who is this clown?
this preening tit?
why do i even know about dude?
this unblinking Depp-jetsam?
handful of media execs
forced him down america's throat
this stubbley poodle
this awards presenter
turned revolutionary
this hyperactive junk spider
this man of equality
got his start on the mtv
look out, conformism!
opportunist then
opportunist now
if it weren't for The Man,
no one would know your name
just another busker
you facile boob
move over noam chomsky
zodiac mindwarp has some deep thoughts to share
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Obscure tit brutality
His hero is gone buys a meat oven
Fungal wealth indicator
Cyber buttock arpeggiator
Celebrity incomprehension program
Flammable harlequin condominium
Crunk philtrum enabler
Incidental duodenum coordinator
Genetic tollhouse adjustment
Retro lymph tabulature
Manipulated nematode quota
Avatar curling administration
Prawn based mandala activator
Remedial ammonite remedy
Planetary annihilation selfie
Entropic mojito apostate
Rhombus fatality commune
Blubber arpegiator
Buttock tornado
Zany clasping abdomen
Poly-urethane sowbug memorandum
Marsupial reform clique
Lymph fetish tolerator
Conch monger
Hoof shortner
Gopher preposition quantizer
Courteous jort error
Maggot banquet denier
Soulpatch incubator reprieve
Bootleg bladder glut
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Rave!
Grunge!
one-syllable 'madchester' brit bands!
just awful.
jesus jones!
drum-and-bass?
indie rock?!?
oh my fuck.
nu-metal?!
swing dancing??!??!??
name another decade with that amount of hideous entire genres.
grown-ass women trying to look like the basic mammal from ‘Friends.’
barely-literate dot-com assholes
calling themselves 'web content consultants’
that have no fucking idea
what their company even does.
The invention
of the concept
of the long-shorted
man-child with a
Kozik tattoo of a
"sex goatee."
remember the time OJ stabbed Linda tripp?
remember the time that Bosnians ethnically cleansed Lollapalooza?
remember when newt gingritch and princess di perished tragically in an east-west-coast feud?
the decade that should of been drowned at birth!!!
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crisco and cordite!
C4 in my Number two!
a q'ran fulla poppers!
The fart heard Round the world!
bin Nayef will pay dearly
Jailing the faithful :al-Mufariq
Hosting the great Satan
On holy soil ,so shove it in!
We set up the meeting
2009 in Riyadh
Strip search finds nothing
He thinks I've come to surrender
rectal jihad!
colonic martyrdom
rectal jihad!
Abdullah Asiri
excrete to death the enemies of the prophet!
too late i realize it:
human pelvis , angle wrong
my brains splatter the ceiling
bowels paving the rug
Blast was deflected
bin Nayef spared: what the fuck?!?
Should have waited till prayers
Knelt down in front - maybe next time!
Allah's sense of humor
Made our butts useless for his work.
Hope the dark-eyed virgins
aren't into rimming
“Say whaaatt???”
rectal jihad!
colonic martyrdom
rectal jihad!
Abdullah Asiri
excrete to death the enemies of the prophet!
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11. |
Garbage Bargain
02:46
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step right up folks!
gen-u-wine first world class!
factory direct to you
because americans won't buy it anymore!
first one to buy a Bon Jovi ticket gets some free cigarettes!
see the culture that made America great!
Buy this powdered milk, get some GM seeds half-price!
We also got junk ideas: privatization, GWOT, and debt restructuring!
Included absolutely free with all the debt you get from buying the other stuff.
it's not a garbage barge - it's a garbage BARGAIN~!!
(bridge)
In the past, pollute your land, with Texaco and Union Carbide
But now we're polluting your culture, and charging you for it!
Come one, come all!
Last chance, the barge is leaving soon.
We got Kenny G CDs still in the wrapper.
Buy two, and we'll throw in some used apocalyptic christian preachers!
Jail a queer, get a free pack of Twinkies.
Be the envy of the village, living like a Kardashian.
If that's out of your price range, we got another barge of e-waste in back.
Keep picking thru the mercury puddles, if you find enough tech-nuggets,
we'll trade you for this "FREE OJ" shirt.
Everything's for sale
Except those Thomas Friedman books
Those are strictly for ballast.
it's not a garbage barge - it's a garbage BARGAIN~!!
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12. |
Reverse Magna Carta
02:39
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a reverse magna carta
a new corporate order
a global system of corporate courts
a multinational coup d’état
first world, say hi to colonialism
the shoe is on the other foot,
and it was made by 8 year olds
standing knee-deep in pesticide.
lawmakers ban frankenfood?
people vote against lead toys?
sorry hombre, YOU are the lawbreaker now!
democracy is an assault on shareholder value
a reverse magna carta
a new corporate order
a global system of corporate courts
a pinstriped trojan horse
private laws overrule sovereignty
TPP!
your country is a wholly owned subsidiary
TPP!
keep the wars, but make nation-states obsolete
TPP!
It's so sweet, we can almost let-you-read
TPP!
in the name of efficiency, downsizing democracy
Market God Theocracy, Trans-Pacific chicanery!
profit-based anarchy!
the judge is a CEO, the jury is the Board
we sentence you to pay restitution
future profits we might have earned
If anyone had been suicidal enough to buy it.
of course, if YOU lost profits, since we shipped your job
to the 666th level of Ghenna
you can't sue us.
mad?
you should of read the treaty first.
Psyche!
a reverse magna carta
a new corporate order
a global system of corporate courts
a multinational coup d’état
free trade? it's a trojan horse, and it's not lubed.
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13. |
Specter of Sagan
06:28
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the whores !!! they broke all the science
corporate mascots like tony the tiger!
or chester cheetah, they spread their cheeks-for
research grants, then lie on the stand, like a
snitch , you’re a cad, bro! is that a lab coat?
or is it a fig leaf? dirty like pig meat!
got your tenure, and your honoraria
but the spectre of sagan is stone-cold scarin ya!
floating discreetly through your lab floor
APA shrinks torture but he tortures more
he's not gonna give endowments
he's givin' out disembowlments
spectre of sagan! gonna hex you!
gonna hex your shiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt!
spectre of sagan! call an exorciiiiiist, quick!
getting snuffed! bloody turtlenecks in the night! stabbing you right in the stuff, chump!
billions and billions of times!!!
who needs censorship anymore
when no one checks what the pitfalls are?
who needs lies, just limit the study
to what makes your patron money
instead of curing underlying threats,
you're laying groundwork for a legal defense
Carl's back, he's irked, he's miffed
gonna crush you under a 300 ton
. . . ... GMO tit.
(they broke the science
now impossible shit is happening)
cigarettes are healthy - fracking is safe
global warming is a hoax can't get pregnant from rape
check out this graph, it looks a lot like math,
housing market will never crash!!!
hot snow falls up, pigs fly thru mist
doctors help torture, data-mine your shit
ghosts of dead atheists come to life
mad because they shouldn't exist
floating discreetly through your lab floor
APA shrinks torture but he tortures more
he's not gonna give endowments
he's givin' out disembowlments
spectre of sagan! gonna hex you!
gonna hex your shiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt!
spectre of sagan! call an exorciiiiiist, quick!
getting snuffed! bloody turtlenecks in the night! stabbing you right in the stuff, chump!
billions and billions of times!!!
and you cowards who stood by-as
stank-baskets deligitimized the science
you didn't tear up one diploma
enable one wedgie, make 'em stand in the corner
yet you look down on the naiive rubes
who begin to doubt that science is true
got news for you, you're gonna get hexed too!
(maybe not so much)
spectre of sagan ! gonna hex you!
death to false research!
gonna teach you
the real science of
paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainnnnnnnnnnn
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14. |
Cosm-Off
03:07
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cosm-off : used cosmos superstore!
coming to your neighborhood
cosm-off!
discount infinities
gently owned continuums
slightly worn universes
prices unbeatable!
gravity stronger than strong force
so portable! less than a millimetre.
purchaser must bring own transportation
all topologies, all dimensions,
mix-and-match cosmological constants!
speed of light is 3 feet a minute.
perfect for stoners.
we got another one, just in:
hitler won the war, but in that reality he was a paramecium, so no one noticed
baby universes in the ‘gacha-pon’ machine
less than 10g of matter each
galaxies are 3 atoms wide.
perfect for kids, collect them all
cosm-off!
discount infinities
gently owned continuums
slightly worn universes
prices unbeatable!
in a box in a corner, look what you’ll find:
neutrinos are heavier than fermions
you can catch them with an oven mitt
if you can fit into it
we got a new item
the CBR is just Udo Dirksnider grunting forever,
in every direction.
almost sold out of realities
where farts worth more than gold
and legumes all in jail for stealing
nitrogen hoarders destroy ecosystem
everyone dies rich as heck
get yours today!
Barely used! Great condition.
Created by flawed Gnostic deity
that transcended, right after construction
free to good home
(may contain Demiurge that will **** with your plans).
best prices on your worn-out realities.
creationists, free-marketers, communists, sports fans
don’t throw them in the garbage – bring’em in, trade up!
cosm-off!
discount infinities
gently owned continuums
slightly worn universes
prices unbeatable!
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fangs and claws and corporate tie rock
Patrick Bateman looking on with glee
Dalai Lama bets against evolution
vultures circle the arena
Lewis drawing sudden first blood
coming in close for the pin now
suddenly a reptile tailswipe
knocks him off his feet
sets him up for the combo
ohhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttt
fangs plunge in
septic germs
Tipper is bummed
Kimodo dragon versus huey lewis
how much do you bet the fucker . . . loses?
Bile spews forth from the jugular wound
put in the 'neck' back in necrotize.
(fast)
Lewis extemporizes new song
It's hip to be carrion
Claws are getting stuck in the chin cleft
Underarm punch to the ganglia;
knuckle broke
Jaw Torn Off
Sing No More
News Are Stoked
Kimodo dragon versus huey lewis
how much do you bet the fucker loses?
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16. |
V.C. Will Roll Right In
02:14
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I'm going to San Francisco
It's gonna be so much dough
I'll make a startup deal
And I'll get to fuck Peter Thiel
And I'll just sit and grin
VC will roll right in
Tech tax breaks are not corrupt
With the money I save, make the rents go up
Get a helipad and a Suzy Wong
This is not a Nirvana song
And I'll just sit and grin
VC will roll right in
We'll fix society's problems
With some Facebook plugins
That's why we deserve to be rich
Even though we're full of shit
And I'll just sit and grin
VC will roll right in
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