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who cuts unemployment at xmas? the fuckin' south!
Who suppresses the vote? the fuckin' south!
who takes our coastal taxes? the fuckin' south!
where'd your union job go? the fuckin' south!

who deep-fries a bible? the fuckin' south!
Where do debutantes hatch? the fuckin' south!
why can't we quit the oil? the fuckin' south!
who ruined all the rap? the fuckin' south
(and pedantic, 'keep-it-real' NY critics who won't rest until the whole genre is in a museum)

Where is the Asshole from El Paso? the fuckin' south!
Who holds congress hostage? the fuckin' south!
who's got a gun-rack on their Rascal? the fuckin' south!
Who's #1 in injured workers? the fuckin' south!

lead the race to the bottom lead ther etreat to the past
big oil, big tobacco a big segregated ass
your politicians do you worse than Sherman
you ain't even notice because they keep the crosses burning

who's first in poverty, last in voting? the fuckin' south!
Where did evolution never happen? the fuckin' south!
why can't we raise taxes on the wealthy? the fuckin' south!
Why can't I find my fuckin' glasses? the fuckin' south!

who's dead last in education? the fuckin' south!
who's gonna zap a homo's balls? the fuckin' south!
who's first in fat and assassinations? the fuckin' south!
who makes a fetus wear overalls? the fuckin' south!

If you want your own country, that's ok with me
president is Willie D. supreme court is MDC
butthole surfers is the navy ganksta Nip's ambassador
Gary Floyd is police chief Anthem is "fuck a war"

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from EXTRUDED ASSUMPTIONS, released August 5, 2016

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One-man-band! Home recordings! Small town alienation! Absurd humor and musical complexity! Various levels of quality! Songs (as opposed to albums) free DL.

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