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Rapper of Puppets (song)

by schultzzz

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Everyone has a rapper they like who tries to sound smart by saying some ancient mystical gibberish. Thought I'd try that myself, mixed with some old-fashioned Robert Anton Wilson shit.

lyrics

Rapper of puppets, pulling your cremaster
and calling me out , is like calling out Hastur.
The Gran-Mal Master Hassan I Sabbah
Manatee on a rack like a rap Torquemada
Flunked the Invisible College
LIbrary of Congress on a microchip knowledge
Inferno inside
Mystic initiate ballistic pistol spit
My Remote-control Tesla physics are intricate
the aggravated marovingian - tribe of butt-surfin' indians
savior DNA descendant, necrovated revnant sniper
open the ark of the covenant,
found god's diaper and a stench that's repugnant
The laprascopic canteloupe
Time-share a lair with Hank Scorpio
Keep Obama's real birth cert in a Greyhound locker in Idaho
I control
illumiNAT-eye, controls OCCupy, controls 7-11
controls hot 97, controls mosanto, controls the kgb channel,
controls the wolf of wall st, controlls scientology
controls the UN, the Pope, and the corner swap meet
you can't hide the truth!

cyrogenic Nostradamus,
ViewMaster full of lost gnostic gospels, rotating!
i'm e-bayin' a bible, autographed by Satan
R'yleh real-estate speculatin'
Norman Bates and Orly Taitz, totally Tape-tradin'
deleted expletives, Nixon administration decadence!
Descendant of Midian, cross-bred with amphibians
Safedeposit box in Fort Knox with the world's first plastic titty in.
gave a reptillian a full brazillian
just for the map to Yamashita's bullion
to finance the construction
of the blueprint of the world's largest Funnyun:
it's the size of Montreal,
me and Diddy in a sauna plottin schemes with Monte Hall

Found the philosophers' stone in the whore of babylon's uterus
for you to comprehend my cosmological constant is ludicrous
beyond-NSA crypto-analyst, ripped on cannibus
predict the fall of empires, Adam Weishaupt status
Injira straight from Addis Ababa, like Sabra-CAdabra
badder than bad brains , he said these are 'coptic times'
that's why i rock these rhymes on illuminated manuscripts
third-eye monks can't understand my shit
Lex dick with Luthor cleverness got a secret base in Mt. Everest
JFK killer confession on microfiche in my sweater-vest
Click this link for total proof!

catch me at Bohemian Grove, drinkin' Lean in a robe
inflame Dull Care apparatus to
gain Full Player status So we can scheme and control
Conspiracy THEOrist!
My fez decodes transmissions from sirius
tinfoil baffler, esperanto yeti
microchip minions tear a wingnut to confetti
they so small minded
Put a false flag up Alex Jones' behind, and dared him to find it
Smacked up David Ike and made him run those Nikes.
I'm the one they ARE after, everywhere and nowhere like DARK matter
while you trying to capture my decoy cadaver
I'm singing doo-wop with bat-boy, sasquatch, and a dope southern rapper
private eyes try, but it:s no use. too many bogus clues
for those that approach the truth, i'll leave you dead geometrically
cut into simple shapes like Ed Emberley.
el-ESS-dee, let ME see the ineffable clearly
find the kid alternate-timeline chililn' with President Leary
Keep a loaded Necronomicon in the Book Depository
Bildeberger murder story, coup d'etat
got Cheney's original heart
in an Egyptian jar in the Conservatory
When the jewel is decoded, Rosicrucians start shootin
pollutin water supply with PCP, dye #5, and GM gluten
it ain't my fault, i was at the U.N.
in the secret top story playin' mini-golf with Crowley,
JR Ewing, Ross Perot, and Ras-putin.


Don't be fooled by frauds!

Omega reflex. Mr. T clone army in matching t-backs.
grown in a vat in Nevada
madder than a matador giving lap dances to a labrador
Ancient tomes bound in finest velour
Line after line of mystic manure
Panknotic manuscripts on the kids kindle
OBL hiding in a convent with lipstick and a wimple
Price code for your soul.
Masonic mind control from Opus Dei
In the Vatican basement blastin Walk This Way.
watching Kissinger pop-lock with Lyndon LaRouche
win or you lose:
global dom break-off while the faithful above steady sitting in pews
sheep men idiots, terrestrial pinks.
bred for service, with bread and circus to keep them oblivious
flat screen soma ova dosin' on frivolous gibberish
slave to the subliminal spectacle
with raptor DNA implanted in your vegetables.
cadence impeccable, Cosmic Trigger affiliate.
downloadin' specs from the monolith - future tech,
Govt cams in your Doritos data-mine your tonsoliths
The eschaton custodian, no atom-bomb.
start WWIII with poop-scooper fulla plutonium
back masking, multitasking,school shooters under-a-spell
had a rummage sale and sold H.Y.D.R.A. a used juicer.

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released February 21, 2015

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schultzzz California

One-man-band! Home recordings! Small town alienation! Absurd humor and musical complexity! Various levels of quality! Songs (as opposed to albums) free DL.

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