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Secret Interpretations of Secret Laws

from Detect, Disorganize, Defeat and Deny by Numinous Rebels of PUM

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sorry Senator, that law doesn't mean
what you think it did, when you voted on it.

executive findings. torture memos.
John Yoo getting busy with a post-it.
which he uses to slice eyelids off of , well, some folks.
the eyelids are kept in a vitrine at UC Berkeley,
home of free speech.

private legislation that applies to everyone.
only 3 copies printed
2 stored in a safe without a door in the pentagon
and a backup safe wedged in the vagina
of the statue of liberty

it's all perfectly legal.
you'll have to take my word for it
it was sprinkled with dust by the law fairy.
we harvest her every time cheney goes to gitmo.
i know he hasn't been Veep in 6 years.
But that's part of the law you passed.
Whether you knew it or not.

there's an exhaustive report of just how totally legal it is.
that report is also classified
we can you let you read the redacted parts though
it looks like the black flag logo.
cool, huh?
also you can't tell anyone about all the totally constitutional stuff in the report
the totally legitimate stuff.
The super totally legitimate stuff.
but you can publish a summary of the report about the report,
where you guess what it might of said
The summary will also be redacted.
and printed entirely in 'wingdings'.

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you can only read it in a special room
no phones. no pencils. no lawyers.
also you need to wear this hat.

sorry Senator, we'll need to search your rectum.
make sure you didn't smuggle out any laws
when we were installing new drivers on the surveillance cameras
fuckin' windows, right?

here we go .
just relax.
look forward, not backward.

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from Detect, Disorganize, Defeat and Deny, released August 7, 2016

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