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RFID in your son,
ritalin in your daughter!
smarter, safer, well-behaved!
crush the competition
make you look good
(or at least not-pathological)

only the best charter schools!
they don't have to take the tards,
so they have more time to help the kids cheat.
boost the scores, keep the funding.

above average, above average
there is no ‘different’, only ‘below average’.
there’s only one goal:
push the round peg in the square hole
more testing, more meds
more structure, more pressure
more more more more!!!!
everyone must be above average

cell shuts off if he doesn't take my calls.
car shuts off if he talks and drives
i like to call him when he’s driving
what’s he gonna do?

more metal detectors in the schools.
cops hold classes in how to be arrested properly.
if you pass, you get to keep your teeth!
internet? no problem!
the school computers have a one-way camera!
safe and secure!
that’s the key to good parenting

RFID in your son,
ritalin in your daughter
smarter, safer, well-behaved!
crush the competition
for a brighter future

point a finger? catch a gun charge
play outside? are you crazy!
neighbors will call the cops!
write an essay? call the nurse!
she’s got problems.
up the dosage.
adhd, aspergers, depression,
no more vaccines for you, kid!
just good healthy drugs

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from Detect, Disorganize, Defeat and Deny, released August 7, 2016

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schultzzz California

One-man-band! Home recordings! Small town alienation! Absurd humor and musical complexity! Various levels of quality! Songs (as opposed to albums) free DL.

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